"I wish we have an LGBTQ+ president"

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MTZ@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 307d (1 reply)

Well too bad. He did it for the country.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 306d

He sucked Clinton's huge cock undercover! He was there to look for..err...to look after barely legal people who were like minded. Or taken forcefully or otherwise probably.

s@piefed.world · 24 pts · 307d (1 reply)

(Allegedly)

yeather@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 306d

To be fair to Buchanan, his fiance left him because of the Panic of 1819, died a few weeks later, and then he could not attend her funeral. Dude got triple punched by depression and stated it was the reason he never married after.

Armand1@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 307d (2 replies)

Funnily enough we have a similar potential situation in the UK, some people have been pushing for our prime minister (president equivalent) to step down and be replaced by Wes Streeting.

Wes Streeting is a gay man who is currently the Secretary for Health and Social Care, and is widely hated by the LGBTQ community for being transphobic, which is especially bad for someone who has control over trans health care, and has been effectively making it worse.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 307d (1 reply)

Wes Fucking Streeting? He's even more right-wing than Starmer!

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 306d

That's exactly the wrong direction to go.

Clearly Labour will be all over it.

village604@adultswim.fan · 9 pts · 307d (11 replies)

Someone forgot about Lincoln.

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 307d (10 replies)

Explain?

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 307d (3 replies)
guy@piefed.social · 7 pts · 307d (1 reply)

So he was bi

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 306d

Probably

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 306d

They were roommates

village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 307d (5 replies)

Abraham Lincoln was a homosexual.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 307d

I was always under the impression he was bi, but in love with a man. That said, regardless he cared deeply for his wife (as often happened in lavender marriages).

There's also Buchanan who never married in a time period where a successful man refusing to marry was a choice with implications

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 307d (3 replies)

Explain more?

village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 307d (2 replies)

Lincoln had a habit of sharing his bed with men for extended periods of time.

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 307d (1 reply)

haha cool

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 306d

Yeah, and not even in a "that's a thing men did back then" way. Sharing beds wasn't uncommon, but it was usually more like them crashing with you for a few days. He shared a bed with a "roommate" for like 4 years.

Karl@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 307d (11 replies)

I don't understand. Is it a joke or did he actually..?

Where did people get this from?

And more importantly...... what did it look like for the blown guy? I can't imagine. I just can't imagine. I don't wanna. What noises did he make? Ew. Ewww.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 307d (2 replies)

napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 307d

Importance: High

Peak comedy.

Karl@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 307d

That's crazy. I would like to see Ben Shapiro defend him on this.

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 307d (6 replies)

There was a mention of Trump “blowing Bubba” in the latest Epstein files release.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 307d (4 replies)

I was ready to dismiss it all as a joke, but Epstein's brother came out and said it wasn't about Clinton... But, pointedly, did NOT say it wasn't about a blowjob.

So while I'm pretty sure he didn't suck off old Bill, it's potentially true that he did give someone a blow job.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 307d (1 reply)

Well, the other option we know of is ol' Ghisl's horse, which is arguably worse/better.

Karl@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 307d

Or even worse, a child

Karl@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 307d (1 reply)

I've never heard that nickname. Could it be given to a girl?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 307d

Theoretically, but it would be more masc than her going by "daddy". Also extremely southern. The sorta girl who always dreamed of marrying a belle.

Mercury@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 307d

It's obviously shorthand for blowing Hubba Bubba bubble gum. Pack it up, nothing to see here. /s

Tracaine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 307d

I got it from the book fair. I'm sure there's other places to get that book but that's where I got my copy: scholastic book fair.

guy@piefed.social · 5 pts · 307d

Amazing

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 307d

You know, all of the twenty first century so far in the US could be someone mucking around with a monkey paw.

...Or a time machine.

d0nkey@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 307d

Talk to the hand

JoShmoe@ani.social · 3 pts · 307d (3 replies)

No wait!! poof, all of maga is replaced by lgbtq+ community but doing the same things

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 307d

Make America Gay Again

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d

Ah a real Israel situation.

Seriously though, Israel is the main reason I haven't become an advocate for a queer nation in recent years.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d

Replaced? A huge chunk of them are already gay.