c/microblogmemes · by io@piefed.blahaj.zone · 271dIf you see no naked neighbor then you are the naked neighbor https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/115565880403793417 802 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
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the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 271d
What if you are naked on the neighbors porch?
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 271d
What if I’m naked on the neighbor?
Zorque@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 271d
Back to Suburban.
Cort@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 271d
Only if the neighbor is also naked. If the neighbor is clothed, it's urban
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 271d
Florida
If you're naked on your cousin's porch, Mississippi.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 18 pts · 271d
That's called Southern hospitality
jj4211@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 271d
That is also Florida
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 271d
Born and raised in Florida, can confirm
Gladaed@feddit.org · 6 pts · 271d
You get shot. -> Texas
NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 270d
Naked in my neighbor's Suburban
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 271d
Can confirm.
Am rural. You're gonna wanna let me know before ya come over
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 271d
Idk that sounds more Oregon than Florida. Florida is when you're naked on your front porch and your naked neighbor offers you meth
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 271d
Plus your naked meth dealing neighbor has a pet alligator
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 270d
But the alligator is wearing a sweater.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 271d
you can't fool me i've been to the dalles
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 270d
When you're naked on the porch and your neighbor shoots you
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 271d
Can confirm, am in Florida. You're lucky I'm wearing clothes right now.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 271d
It's 78 degrees out, you don't wanna get hypothermia in such frigid conditions
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 271d
Got to get in the hot tub.
vrek@programming.dev · 25 pts · 271d
I feel like there should be a "if you're happy and you know it" parody here somewhere but I can't find it...
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 271d
...clap your cheeks...
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 271d
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your cheeks
(sounds of thunder resound through the land)
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 271d
If you're naked on the porch flap your parts...
flandish@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 271d
if you’re naked in your living room, passed out drunk, and your delivery person posts videos on tiktok…
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 271d
Uh. Context?
flandish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 271d
https://people.com/doordash-driver-arrested-posted-video-tiktok-naked-sleeping-customer-11850899
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 271d
Brooklyn? 🤷
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 270d
there's a development nearby that bills itself as an "active senior community" and no one can prove to me that they aren't nudists and swingers.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 270d
Imagine a scrotum like two tangerines in pantyhose
https://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences2/locker_room
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 271d
If you and your neighbour are both together and you're both naked .... you've been arrested by the US government
wieson@feddit.org · 6 pts · 270d
lemmy. usa
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 270d
Sure but take the bus naked once and suddenly you're that naked guy forever
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 271d
Nevwr before have i ever considered moving to florida
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 270d
You should reconsider
jankforlife@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 271d
Ah yes, the nakey-scale