If you see no naked neighbor then you are the naked neighbor

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the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 271d (9 replies)

What if you are naked on the neighbors porch?

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 271d (2 replies)

What if I’m naked on the neighbor?

Zorque@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 271d (1 reply)

Back to Suburban.

Cort@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 271d

Only if the neighbor is also naked. If the neighbor is clothed, it's urban

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 271d

Florida

If you're naked on your cousin's porch, Mississippi.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 18 pts · 271d

That's called Southern hospitality

jj4211@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 271d (1 reply)

That is also Florida

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 271d

Born and raised in Florida, can confirm

Gladaed@feddit.org · 6 pts · 271d

You get shot. -> Texas

NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 270d

Naked in my neighbor's Suburban

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 271d (2 replies)

Can confirm.

Am rural. You're gonna wanna let me know before ya come over

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d (1 reply)

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 271d (4 replies)

Idk that sounds more Oregon than Florida. Florida is when you're naked on your front porch and your naked neighbor offers you meth

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 271d (1 reply)

Plus your naked meth dealing neighbor has a pet alligator

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 270d

But the alligator is wearing a sweater.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 271d

you can't fool me i've been to the dalles

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 270d

When you're naked on the porch and your neighbor shoots you

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 271d (2 replies)

Can confirm, am in Florida. You're lucky I'm wearing clothes right now.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 271d (1 reply)

It's 78 degrees out, you don't wanna get hypothermia in such frigid conditions

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 271d

Got to get in the hot tub.

vrek@programming.dev · 25 pts · 271d (3 replies)

I feel like there should be a "if you're happy and you know it" parody here somewhere but I can't find it...

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 271d (1 reply)

...clap your cheeks...

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 271d

If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your cheeks

(sounds of thunder resound through the land)

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 271d

If you're naked on the porch flap your parts...

flandish@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 271d (3 replies)

if you’re naked in your living room, passed out drunk, and your delivery person posts videos on tiktok…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 270d (1 reply)

there's a development nearby that bills itself as an "active senior community" and no one can prove to me that they aren't nudists and swingers.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 270d

Imagine a scrotum like two tangerines in pantyhose

https://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences2/locker_room

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 271d

If you and your neighbour are both together and you're both naked .... you've been arrested by the US government

wieson@feddit.org · 6 pts · 270d

lemmy. usa

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 270d

Sure but take the bus naked once and suddenly you're that naked guy forever

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 271d (1 reply)

Nevwr before have i ever considered moving to florida

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 270d

You should reconsider

jankforlife@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 271d

Ah yes, the nakey-scale