🔥Leaked copy of the Epstein Files🔥

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db2@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 283d (2 replies)

You joke but that's what they're going to try to get away with.

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 66 pts · 283d

Except they'll leave "Clinton, Biden, Democrats" visible.

anzo@programming.dev · 4 pts · 283d

They should really change for a different highlighter color...

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 76 pts · 283d

myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 283d (3 replies)

Not enough democrat names written in crayon and sharpies.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 283d

No shortage of liberals in the Epstein emails. Larry Summers was asking him for dating advice while running around behind his own wife. Kathryn Ruemmler was practically dating him.

Trump doesn't need to work hard to pin Epstein on a bunch of Hillarycrats and Cuomocrats. But then he's culling the weakest parts of the liberal establishment and swinging the door wide open for Bernie, AOC, and Mamdani.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Can't write in crayon if they've been eaten first.

waggz@programming.dev · 3 pts · 282d

i don't think the marine corps had anything to do with this

MantisToboggon@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 283d (4 replies)

Don't lie that's the list of all the hot women I conquered.

Theprogressivist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 283d (1 reply)

With your wad of cash and mangum XLs?

hopesdead@startrek.website · 6 pts · 283d

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Nah. I found a copy of a list of all the women you slept with right here

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 282d

he never gave up

zd9@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 283d
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 283d

Jeffrey Epstein was a Mossad asset in the US, so I can't say I'm shocked to see a bunch of his work censored to the hilt.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 282d (1 reply)

In a kakistocracy like this where everyone is literally the most incompetent person that could cover a specific position, I hope the redactions are made with the black highlighter tool of Microsoft Word (can still be copied/pasted when selected lol)

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 282d

When can I buy cheap real estate in North Carolina? Just collapse already!!!

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 282d

I'm reminded of the redaction that was a page of black lines with a single word, approximately center-page, that was still legible:

research

foggianism@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d (1 reply)

How do you call people who like Epstein? Epstein-o-philes.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 282d

I call them pedophiles