::: spoiler Transcription Is rabies real or is it a vast government conspiracy aimed at stopping me from cuddling raccoons? :::
I bet it's a conspiracy
::: spoiler Transcription Is rabies real or is it a vast government conspiracy aimed at stopping me from cuddling raccoons? :::
11 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 279d
There's a vaccine for rabies so you can cuddle all the rabid animals you want.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 279d
That’s how they microchip you, duh.
/s
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 279d
Hey, 5G!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 279d
They only get scanned if you get sent to the pound, tho. 🤷♂️
ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 279d
Which for me happens twice a week, tops. So I should be good.
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 279d
Easy solution, get vaxxed
ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 279d
Buh mah DNAs!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 279d
But DNA is what dogs have. BNA is what people have.
MotoAsh@piefed.social · 7 pts · 279d
Do not fear the water. I hear it's a pretty terrible way to go.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 279d
Squirrels don’t fear the water,
Nor do the mice, chipmunks, or rats!
(We can be like they are) Come on, baby
(Don’t fear the water) Cuddle this raccoon
(Don’t fear the water) You could very well die
(Don’t fear the reaper) Raccoons are my jaaaaaam!
La, la la la la
La, la la la OW!
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 279d
I'm pretty sure it's safe to cuddle raccoons as long as you shoot them first