c/microblogmemes · by jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 271dDammit! Who wants to play truth or dare...completely coincidental.... 492 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 271d
What kind of idiot would choose dare? truth you can just lie, dare you end up stripping through your wedding screaming my pickle will pop tonight.
otacon239@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 271d
Every game I’ve ever played you had to alternate. Couldn’t just stick to truth.
plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 271d
This may surprise you, but some people are adverse to lying. Even little white lies that harm “no one”.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 271d
Gamblers.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 270d
Bro I loved playing "don't say or do anything embarrassing" with my friends growing up, it was such a fun bonding activity
Toribor@corndog.social · 4 pts · 270d
People need to just participate in adolescent nonsense and develop some trauma, trust issues, or kink like the rest of us.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 270d
people with less inhibition than sense
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 271d
Truth or dare?
Truth this time.
What’s your credit card info?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 271d
I don't remember.
Snazz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Perfect response to the pizza gambit
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 22 pts · 271d
"I dare you to give me power of attorney over you."
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 271d
DEAL! Your mess now! 😂
Luci@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 271d
Fools! It’s gonna suck when a party sized pizza shows up and you gotta pay. The dare never said pay for the pizza.
Goretantath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 271d
"Pay for the next pizza I order."
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 271d
Tie the person down. If they can't order the pizza, you don't have to pay
callyral@pawb.social · 1 pts · 268d
That just delays it
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 271d
Ok, here is your anchovies, kiwi and pineapple pizza, now you have to eat it in front of me
Soku@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 270d
You know what, rather that than Mediterranean vegetable one
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 271d
Order pizza for pay on delivery.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 271d
Alright; you never said I gotta pay for it, just place the order.
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 271d
Sure but it’s gonna have pineapple on it.
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 271d
nuh uh, Simon didn't say
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 271d
Sign this "Do Not Recesitate" order