Nah, too risky. What if during those two days someone puts a gun to my head and tells me they'll shoot unless I post the rowboat emoji? What if I'm stranded in the middle of a lake and need to communicate to an illiterate person that they should get their rowboat and come help me?
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zxqwas@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 282d
🚣 Cash up front or I'll use it again.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 282d
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 282d
Pfft, ez
With 500m I can afford to use the ⛵ emoji instead 😏
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 282d
Shit, look at you moneybags. How much did it cost you to post that?
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 282d
🛬 *lauhgs in CEO
Ethalis@jlai.lu · 23 pts · 282d
Nah, too risky. What if during those two days someone puts a gun to my head and tells me they'll shoot unless I post the rowboat emoji? What if I'm stranded in the middle of a lake and need to communicate to an illiterate person that they should get their rowboat and come help me?
Jerkingass@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 282d
I'll take 200 million and can honestly say I've never used that emoji and will continue on that path.
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 282d
Look at you, already deducting the taxes 🚣♂️💸
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 282d
But can I fix door hinges?
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d
No, the man in the rowboat is on his way to fix door hinges so it's basically the same thing.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 282d
You can choose the challenge
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 282d
🚣♂️
I couldn’t help it
wabasso@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 282d
🚣♀️what is going on there’s not just one there’s three?
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 282d
Gender modifier. Neutral, male, female.
🚣🚣♀️🚣♂️
You can also get different skin color variations.
🚣🏻🚣🏼🚣🏽🚣🏾🚣🏿
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 282d
🛶 and an empty one
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 282d
Not now that I know it exists.
Sending my wife an emoji of a little man in a boat, brb.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 9 pts · 282d
Is 🛶 okay? How about 🧔🛶?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 282d
I didn't know this emoji existed, but now I don't think I could abstain from using it.
elvith@feddit.org · 5 pts · 282d
There's a boat emoji?
Limonene@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d
Hell no. I want to be unable to use that emoji for at least a year, preferably a lifetime.
(The Unicode consortium betrayed us, and themselves, by putting emoji in Unicode.)
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 282d
🫃
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d
🚣
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 4 pts · 282d
🫃
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 282d
I cannot stop laughing at the mpreg emoji after reading a long online thread of people complaining for its existance
ghen@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 282d
🫄🫃🤰 oh yeah I'm safe
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 282d
::: spoiler Transcription U get $500 Million cash ..
but u can't use the guy rowing boat emoji for 2 Days
Would u do it ??
[A picture of a chat box with nothing in it but the 'man rowing boat' emoji with medium-light skin tone. 🚣🏼♂️] :::
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 282d
Easy. Who is this aimed at?