I have a very smart cat but he uses that intelligence to uh get my attention.
He'll groom himself in a mirror only to look at me in the mirror and be excited when he sees me when he turns around to come at me.
He also likes to find ways to get my attention like getting in things or knocking stuff over or scratching things or sitting on papers or my laptop or things. If I have a pillow in my lap or my laptop he will also find every possible solution to get as close to me as humanly possible. He is also very careful about not scratching me when he is on me or I pick him up.
He gets so annoyed and angry when I have a laptop or like block his approach in some way like just walking around or standing. Wherein he starts to run around and meow softly at me. Having zoomies and hiding in drawers or around corners when I'm walking around to just attack me with his softpaws to get my attention.
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bryndos@fedia.io · 28 pts · 303d
Why is stupid bad?
Hang on a minute; "order", what's the scenario? restaurant?
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 303d
Everybody knows that stupid cats taste better.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 303d
Cat's in the Kettle
dorumon@lemmy.cafe · 18 pts · 303d
I have a very smart cat but he uses that intelligence to uh get my attention.
He'll groom himself in a mirror only to look at me in the mirror and be excited when he sees me when he turns around to come at me.
He also likes to find ways to get my attention like getting in things or knocking stuff over or scratching things or sitting on papers or my laptop or things. If I have a pillow in my lap or my laptop he will also find every possible solution to get as close to me as humanly possible. He is also very careful about not scratching me when he is on me or I pick him up.
He gets so annoyed and angry when I have a laptop or like block his approach in some way like just walking around or standing. Wherein he starts to run around and meow softly at me. Having zoomies and hiding in drawers or around corners when I'm walking around to just attack me with his softpaws to get my attention.
I love him a lot.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 303d
Didn’t you just post a question asking about this and everyone answered either neutrally or with the smart cat?
Acamon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 303d
Yup, just read the other post. No one picked stupid cat. Really weird behavior OP.
Edit: also, reading the reponses here, people don't care or pick smart cat. Just like in the other post..
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 303d
We conducted a poll, genius.
Acamon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
Can you share a link?
Archer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
Stop trying to make stupid cat happen. It’s not going to happen
uSeRnAmE396@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 302d
Can you, kindly, fuck off to facebook!? And ‘conduct’ your polls there and stop polluting here.
Whoever the “we” part are you! Ewww … smells like corporate …
Or even better : why don’t you go fucking ask your magnificent AI. I’ve heard they can replace a human now. Eeh? Right? /s
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 303d
I have one Brilliant Schemer and one Beautiful Idiot, and I wouldn't trade either of them ♥️
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 303d
I chose neither, the cat chose me.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 303d
I mean, would you want a cat that tries to reverse engineer your thumbs?
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 303d
Nope.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 303d
No, they wouldn't. Nobody wants their cat to die through being dumb.
Swaus01@piefed.social · 3 pts · 303d
taygaloocat@leminal.space · 5 pts · 303d
Depends what the cat is for. If it's indoor companion, then stupid cat. If it's mouse hunter or travel cat - smart cat
Swaus01@piefed.social · 4 pts · 303d
mxeff@feddit.org · 1 pts · 303d
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