US judge resigns after being disciplined for wearing Elvis wig in court

Disciplined for showing up in costume on Halloween. That's a detail worth noting - he didn't do this every day.

You’ve danced around the truth, you’ve stepped on people’s hearts, and you’ve left a trail colder than a hound dog in the rain. And by the power vested in me by the great state before us… I sentence you to twenty years.

Uh huh huhh....huh....yeahhhhh...