$10 for tasteless garbage

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aramis87@fedia.io · 27 pts · 265d (4 replies)

I gotta say, I never got the Jersey Mike's hype. Their stuff wasn't all that good even before they were bought out.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 265d (3 replies)

Same. Did they have a secret menu or something? The first and only time I went to one, they had pretty basic-ass subs and they were expensive as fuck.

JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 265d (1 reply)

Some areas of the country only have exposure to sub-par sammies. That's it. I've been slugging down quality hoagies since a young age and found Jersey Mike's to be so underwhelming, and - even without considering how overpriced it is - I only tried it once.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 264d

Must be people who don't know what a sub should be

Mike's bread sucks, to start with. Then whatever they put in it has no flavor.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 265d

I mean, you could order any combination of what they have. I used to get the 56 with the chipotle mayo from the 43. A 99 (since they numbered everything that's what we would do).

It was down the street from work so we'd hit it once every week or two. It wasn't bad. I have no idea what it is now and all my opinions are based on what I remember from years and years ago.

pdavis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 265d (7 replies)

Around here Jersey Mike's is the bomb. They are the best sub shop by far.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 264d (1 reply)

Sorry

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 264d

That's the funniest single word I've read in a bit. I actually lol'd.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 264d

Christ, the best?

I'm sorry, I wouldn't eat at Mike's if you paid me to.

Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 265d (3 replies)

Big agree, they're delicious. Definitely one of the best chain sub shops.

"tasteless garbage" is unhinged or just rage bait.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 264d (2 replies)

No, Mike's is tasteless garbage.

I don't understand how they're successful.

Capriottis is now nationwide, I suspect that's what motivated Mike's to try the same thing.

If there's one within a reasonable drive, go. You'll see what a sub should be.

Hell, Quizno's is 10x better than Mike's.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 264d

Quiznos still exists?

Also, I may be wrong, but I think Jersey Mike's went national before Capriotti's?

PKscope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 227d

There are no words to describe how much I long for a Quiznos prime rib on garlic bread with au jus.

Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 264d

They're alright but there's a lot more options I'd rather choose, most of them being local banh mi places.

BigTrout75@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 265d (1 reply)

They taste like the suburbs

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 264d

Worse.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 264d

Jersey Mike's has always been tasteless garbage

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 215d

Keep up the pressure. LePatner needs to be the first of many.

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 264d

Wait, Jersey Mike's got sold? Does that mean I can end my boycott?