c/witchymemes · by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 268d

Knew there was a reason I liked it

538 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world

23 Comments

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 267d

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Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 267d (8 replies)

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abfarid@startrek.website · 6 pts · 267d (7 replies)

But there's 4 items on the agenda.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 267d (5 replies)

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abfarid@startrek.website · 21 pts · 267d (4 replies)

Well, get one! Then leave him. You can't half-ass these lists.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 267d (3 replies)

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abfarid@startrek.website · 9 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Don't hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let's not get too woke in here, m'kay.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d

You don't have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?

buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 267d

Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 267d

Removing witchcraft from the agenda was the witchcraft.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 267d (2 replies)

Gonna need all these items completed by COB tomorrow. Get on it.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Yeah, if you can be a feminist by the end of the day, that’d be great.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

Username checks out...

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 267d

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ickplant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d

Hell yeah, sign me up!

Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 267d (3 replies)

This sign could use a comma or two...

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 267d (2 replies)

I've always felt that, if the items are all intentionally on different lines, it doesn't. It's understood to be a list at that point.

Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Yeah, on second thought, let's generally keep it that way.
Because I actually like the occasional funny confusion like the one here:
"Wait... Why would husbands become lesbians...??"

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

Feminism encourages women. To leave, their husbands practice witchcraft. Destroy capitalism and become. Lesbians!

Prikkeres@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 267d

It’a about g*&#amn time.

core@leminal.space · 4 pts · 267d

Sounds like a good time

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Is... is quote from someone named "Rat Roberston...?"

homoludens@feddit.org · 3 pts · 267d

Pat Robertson. I suppose this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson

Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

Lmao, nice