If they can’t sell fountain drinks because they don’t have water they shouldn’t be open at all because they also don’t have water in their hand wash sinks.
Depends where in the south. Eastern North Carolina would commonly say soft drinks. And confusing sale and sell is common as in spoken dialect it is a homophone. But not sail.
But anyway, this says soda drinks. Not sure who would call it that.
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jqubed@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 264d
If they can’t sell fountain drinks because they don’t have water they shouldn’t be open at all because they also don’t have water in their hand wash sinks.
Asafum@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 264d
"washen yer hands make you gay. Jesus dint wash no hands, only feet an that's kinda based."
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 264d
But... but... what about profits?
How can you forget profits?
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 264d
Just don't flush the toilet and it's a reusable hand wash station.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 24 pts · 264d
Southern? This reads like someone who doesn't know English was forced to write this.
Southern would be more like:
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social · 8 pts · 264d
Nah. This a native speaker for sure. Just one who's also barely literate.
Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 264d
You can tell it's not southern because they say soft drinks instead of coke.
"Dew ta nawt havin' wader we can't sail ya coke"
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 264d
Depends where in the south. Eastern North Carolina would commonly say soft drinks. And confusing sale and sell is common as in spoken dialect it is a homophone. But not sail.
But anyway, this says soda drinks. Not sure who would call it that.
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 264d
Y'all acting like the South can afford to print shit.
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol · 15 pts · 264d
Ok, can you translate it to standard English if "it makes sense" to you?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 264d
Hark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 264d
Verily, that is a vexing conundrum.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 264d
::: spoiler spoiler Due to not having water, we can't sell any soft drinks :::
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 264d
Wow.
Bhaelfur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 264d
"Due to not having water we can't sell any Soda Drinks
Sorry MGT"
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 264d
I say you they ain't not got no water so them soda dranks is out. Mmhmm
DetachablePianist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 264d
ayup
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 264d
The "Sorry MGT" at the bottom is probably the saddest bit on this little condemnation on public education
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 264d
It wasn't an apology so much as it was a description
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 264d
See also: "We ain't got no soda right now cause the city done put us under a boil order. Somethin' about a broke water main."
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 264d
Not to bad in a boston accent either.
PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 264d
Or scottish
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 264d
Probably just ran out of post mix and blamed water to avoid seeming incompetent
echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 264d
You didn't specify which South.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 264d
Is suppose there's a small chance that it's a joke.