Description: A picture of an anime girl in a wedding dress (Card Captor Sakura). A caption above says "Thank you for liking my posts". A second caption at the bottom says "Now we have to get married"
Description: A picture of an anime girl in a wedding dress (Card Captor Sakura). A caption above says "Thank you for liking my posts". A second caption at the bottom says "Now we have to get married"
21 Comments
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 274d
stops liking posts immediately
Marriage? Yuck.
de_lancre@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 274d
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 274d
We get that this is a joke.
However, we've never really liked the thought of marriage since we were small. We see it as unnecessary to express love, and really it's just a contract and a way of telling the government to give you increased rights and responsibilities.
We're polyamorous and so could not get married to all our partners even if we wanted to, which we don't because we see marriage as creating a hierarchy, and as relationship anarchists we are against hierarchies in our relationships.
We wish the legal situation was better where we didn't have to be married to move countries to be with partners, as well as having legal rights whilst others could also have those same rights etc.
We, of course, wish there was no legal system around this (or in general but that's a different discussion) and people could do whatever the heck they wanted in regards to relationships, rights, responsibilities etc.
We know there are workarounds, but honestly they sound like a lot of money, time and effort when it could be solved simply by governments staying out of our relationships and allowing us to grant rights and responsibilities to whoever we liked without signing a piece of paper declaring marriage, rings, title or name changes etc.
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 274d
Wow, at this moment you have 96 likes. That’s… that’s a lot of weddings, or one really big one :)
So what happens to the down voters?
railway692@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 274d
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 274d
They become the villains in the inevitable harem anime scenario that this post will instantiate.
squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 273d
Probably an enemy to lovers plot line...
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 274d
Damn i should have read the fine print.
Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 274d
ai images in my lemmy :(
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 274d
what gave it away?
Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 274d
look closely at the details on the flowers, not to mention the overall style just being very clearly... plasticky
edit: damn it I wrote a whole drafted edit and then lost it, I'll be brief about further details her left hand upon examination looks almost like its supposed to be the paper for the bouquet, but that's not damning cause maybe its more like a wreath?? there's also the single strand of hair that is wildly out of place, hanging down almost like its meant to be a necklace (ai probably "thought" that since there's a pendant there must be a clear necklace holding it up, and it morphed to be part of the hair). also the flowers in her hair are just generally fucked up
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 274d
Sorry boys and girls, I'm already in love with Pokémon caaaaaards
Maybe next lifetime, yeah?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 273d
Sorry, next lifetime I'll be too good for you.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 273d
and I'll be happy for you ❤️
poke@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 273d
I love our wife
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 274d
Oh...oh no...my girlfriend is gonna be so mad
DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d
Like just at the court house or trying to get a whole ceremony?
squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 273d
The whole ceremony. I need to show off that dress.
DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 273d
I'm this economy!? Okay, I'll see what we can pull
shani66@ani.social · 5 pts · 272d
Are we marrying each other too? Or is this more your harem? I mean, either way (≧◡≦) ♡
Una@europe.pub · 4 pts · 274d
meow :3
MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 274d
Eh, why not.