Not what you think!

I'm a disability support worker and I host a D&D session for some teens with autism. Being typical teens, fart, poop and butt jokes are hilarious. Also, they're always looking for loot, or the McGuffin, or trying to hide loot, inside the dead monsters' butts. We've had to implement a new rule... I had a shirt made.

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Localhorst86@feddit.org · 31 pts · 284d

The text is layered on top of the "prohibited" sign, making butt stuff not actually prohibited.
Yay, butt stuff.

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 285d (1 reply)

no butt stuff

This group sucks! :P

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 285d

Only brojobs allowed 😏

tomiant@piefed.social · 15 pts · 284d (7 replies)

I cut open the ogre's stomach, and hide the loot in there, then sew it back up. Later I'll come back and extract the loot through his butt.

redhorsejacket@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 284d (1 reply)

the old woman recoils in horror from her crystal ball, horrified by what she sees in your future

village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 284d

I really miss the ridiculous comedies from my youth.

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 284d

Forbidden pinata

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 284d (3 replies)

Why?

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 284d (2 replies)

Because I can't carry around all this loot before we win the main quest, because there'll be even more loot there, and I'm already overburdened, and then we'll just cut open the dragon's stomach, store the loot in there, sew it back up, finish some of the sidequests, take the exp, buy some pack mules, then retrace our steps and pick up the loot along the way through their butts.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Interesting.

tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 284d

Basic dungeoning protocol.

Logh@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 283d

Well, I DMing adults and they tend to do the same thing, but with their own and each others butts for some reason. This might be the way to go…