ancient Greece’s desire to have small penises. Ancient Greek playwright Aristophanes wrote that the ideal traits of males were “a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a little prick.” Big penises were seen as vulgar and a sign of stupidity. This is also visible in ancient Egypt.
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 32 pts · 269d
She called me "fully functional"!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 15 pts · 269d
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 269d
And anatomically correct?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 269d
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 269d
But can you train a cat to not jump on your computer desk?
Asking for a friend.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 269d
No.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 269d
Down is good.
MotoAsh@piefed.social · 2 pts · 269d
Pretty easily. If they're a friendly, affectionate cat, simple instruction and reinforcement can work pretty fast.
If they're an unruly pest of a cat, you have to make the desk uncomfortable for them to be on. Sometimes permanently.
If they're the kind of cat that only listens when you're around, it might have to be a bit of both.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 269d
How do we define fully functioning?
TomMasz@piefed.social · 18 pts · 269d
I'm interested in knowing what "fully functional" means in this context.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 269d
It means a Guinness world records judge watched it cum.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 269d
So how many football fields is that?
latsss@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 269d
A standard american football field is 100 yards long. That's 3600 inches 1/16/3600=1.7*10^-5 or 1/57600 football fields to be more american
probable_possum@leminal.space · 9 pts · 269d
Ancient Greece would like a word with that guy.
Ancient Greek body standards
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 269d
ayy.
vulgar and stupid you say?
ancient german proverb: "Dumm fickt gut!"
stupid fucks well
BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 269d
I'm skeptical and need to see a pic of one this small.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d
Good. So there is a chance...