Jesse Watters: I'm Not Gay But Trump Looked 'Hard' In That Mugshot

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/08/jesse-watters-im-not-gay-trump-looked-hard

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TheLurker@lemmy.world · 143 pts · 3y (7 replies)
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sab@kbin.social · 57 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I love this mugshot because for the first time in a long long time, America is united. Everyone loves it.

The Republicans think he looks like a bad mother fucker, a political martyr, simultaneously Jesse James and Robin Ford, a Churchill that will fight till the bitter end and a Spartacus up against the corrupt elites.

The rest of us think he looks like a pathetic moron on his way to prison.

Either way America stands, for once, united.

TheLurker@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Tbh hasn't that just been the entirety of Trump for the last decade?

silverbax@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)

When I first saw it, I could not help but laugh. It's so clearly a guy who looks shaken, hoping he looks 'tough'. And, his eyes are red, so I assume he was crying just before the shot.

Hoomod@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I saw one article that said he didn't blink while he was there

So, probably drugs of some sort

TheLurker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
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TheLurker@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
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TigrisMorte@kbin.social · 64 pts · 3y (2 replies)

"I'm not gay, but" is the "I'm not racist, but" of sexuality.

AcidOctopus@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

TigrisMorte@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Don't really think that works unless the comment involved is a complaint.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's okay, Jesse, you can open up that closet door and come out when you're ready. Nobody whose opinion is worth a damn will think any less of you for that specific aspect of who you are.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 3y (1 reply)

heh. Anyone who has to qualify a statement with "I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality"... probably should just stop talking.

gregorum@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Not knowing when to stop talking is exactly how he got his job at Fox News 

snekerpimp@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 3y (1 reply)

lingh0e@lemmy.film · 2 pts · 3y

Precisely.

Hanabie@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 3y (5 replies)

More like he looked soft, like geriatric skin wobbling around the fat tissue of his neck.

WhyYesZoidberg@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (4 replies)

i think he looks scared. just look at his eyes

Miqo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I know that look. My cats make it when they're shitting.

glimse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Take a shit anywhere with Depends

norbert@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I immediately thought he looked like he'd been crying.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

His eyes were either red from drugs/alcohol (which he claims he doesn't touch) or from crying. I can't think of another explanation.

Glide@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Face down, eyes up, half sad face, half "you can't me mad at me" smile.

He looks like a dog that shat on the floor and knows you're mad about it.

TechyDad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

He's doing the Kubrick stare which shows that the character has reached peak derangement. I'll hand it to Trump, though, he's a natural at looking deranged. It's like he's had a lot of practice or something.

SmashingSquid@notyour.rodeo · 5 pts · 3y

This was my favorite meme about it: https://images2.imgbox.com/6a/79/WYFo0nAR_o.jpeg

JustZ@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

These people are so stupid.

echodot@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 3y

Why add a conditional to your statement, it's just weird.

ChamrsDeluxe@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

Why does this Jesse Waters guy look like Caesar Flickerman

charonn0@startrek.website · 14 pts · 3y

I actually am gay, and in my professional opinion Trump looked like he was about to cry.

Hairyblue@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y

Jesse may not be gay, but he'll service Trump because Jesse is a tool--like a public fleshlight.

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 9 pts · 3y

Suck his dick already Jesse.

dynamojoe@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

"Trump is now the ultimate gangsta" - Dinesh D'souza

The convicted felon recognizes the superior criminal.

LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Be a good gay and take it in your mouth Jesse. Daddy’s cock ain’t gonna suck itself.

thrawn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Yeah I don’t believe him. I’m pretty sure Trump wants it to look cool so badly that his gaggle of self serving leeches is happy to pretend. I tried really hard to see even the threatening version, and there are heavily photoshopped pictures of him that look kind of cool, but I can’t see anything but reluctantly admitting he shit his pants to Jeff Sessions

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

I'm not even sure I believe him about the "in a heterosexual way" part.

WytchStar@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

They see what they want to see.

flipht@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

They also say whatever they think other people want to see, even if they know better.

xc2215x@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

He might mean the other definition possibly. Who knows with Watters.

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

He looks “hard” because the Cialis hadn’t worn off. His eyes are red because urine tends to do that.

Yepthatsme@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

Roger Ailes being dead is such a great thing. I hope he’s suffering a lot.

TheBlue22@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

??????????