c/lemmyshitpost · by simple@piefed.social · 270dSomeone had to take the blame 671 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de · 58 pts · 270d
Step one in the PR-playbook: blame it on previous management
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 270d
Step two: Change nothing.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 270d
Step 3 - find another child patsy
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 270d
Step 4 - Profit.
No question mark necessary this time.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 270d
Counterpoint: Pin it on Uncle Joe, that piece of shit
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 269d
Grandpa Joe
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 269d
The heck did I get Uncle Joe from
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 269d
Thanks, Biden.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 269d
They didn't die; just temporarily disfigured and permanently traumatized.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 269d
Violet totally died.
modus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 269d
No one cares about Violet.
apotheosical@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 269d
For some reason wonkas voice sounds like rick Sanchez in my head here
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 269d
They didn't die though?
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 269d
Mike Teevee might have some fatal complications after the Taffy puller.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 269d
Not to mention Violet going to the blueberry press
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 269d
And the garbage incinerator may or may not be on
digital_man@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 269d
“Aw jeez”
RogerMeMore@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 269d
Yeah, gotta love those 'someone had to take the blame' situations.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 269d
I'm still waiting on the world to realize that dude was diddling those kids, but y'all aren't ready to hear it.
Edit: See?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 269d
Don't make your pedo fantasies the world's problem.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 269d
You mean the oompa loompas? Those aren't kids. I don't think... 🤔
MML@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 269d
I think canonically they're their own species.
RogerMeMore@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 269d
Well, I'm not waiting for the world to realize it. That dude was clearly up to no good.