c/whitepeopletwitter · by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 303dI don't know about illegal, more like hilarious 336 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
hOrni@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 303d
Sitting on a railing would be more practical.
halvar@lemy.lol · 35 pts · 303d
jarvis send that picture of the guy clinching the subway's vertical handrailing between their cheeks
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 40 pts · 303d
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 303d
Good Jarvis.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 302d
Thank you Jarvis
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 303d
Underwear design would be much more bizarre
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 303d
.... Isn't this implying that you'd go down slides bare assed?
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 303d
Nah, it happens through the clothes too
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 303d
Hmmm, I think for kids, that would be the case. But for ample adults, it would make that sound.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 303d
Be sure to use plenty of lube.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 303d
You're not my real dad
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
You don't have a real dad anymore. Remember? You lost him in a fire at SeaWorld
Kraiden@piefed.social · 7 pts · 303d
eating ass could be done in a square formation...
Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 303d
From cycling, I have inadvertently developed a bit of a badonkadonk so my butt now has some horizontal cleavage and it would most certainly make this noise if I had the courage to take it on a slide.
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social · 4 pts · 303d
I can always count on the fediverse to ask the important questions.
B0rax@feddit.org · 4 pts · 303d
Uhm… I think that is a Reddit screenshot
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 303d
Now imagine a water slide.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 303d
I got visions of a squeegee like issue.
0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 303d
Double blade
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 303d
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 4 pts · 303d
I would FINALLY be able to twerk.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 303d
Lol.
damnedfurry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 303d
I'm trying to figure out where "I don't know about illegal" is coming from.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 303d
Top of tweet:
"Horizontal butt cracks would make slides illegal"