c/monkeyspaw · by early_riser@lemmy.world · 257dI wish to reject the weakness of my flesh and embrace the strength and certainty of steel. 30 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 257d
Congrats, you are now a refrigerator
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 257d
That's cold.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 257d
You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · -4 pts · 257d
Man, you're a shitty commenter.
EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it's a joke about their username.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 256d
Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · -1 pts · 256d
It was a joke about your username.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 256d
Then I apologize.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 256d
Relevant Username twofer
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 257d
You are now a steel rebar in a reinforced concrete building
BillyB0nes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 257d
Praise the Omnissiah
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 256d
Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor
early_riser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 256d
COMPLIANCEdegen@midwest.social · 3 pts · 257d
You are now Theon Greyjoy
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 257d
Granted. You've been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 257d
Thulsa Doom kills your parents
DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 257d
You are now a sentient RSJ.