Existential cowposting

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18 Comments

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 284d (1 reply)

At this point, I'd even be willing to forgo the punishment, if they'd just stop fucking doing it.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 284d

That's a worse punishment than what they'd otherwise get.

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 284d

This is not a shitpost.

Seriously. Prosecute them for crimes against humanity.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 284d (5 replies)

Wise, but unfortunately delicious.

bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 284d (4 replies)

Cannibalism is on the table for them oil execs.

shittydwarf@piefed.social · 12 pts · 284d (1 reply)

It's strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth. The only comparable bang for your buck act of cannibalism would be eating a billionaire

DesolateMood@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 284d

oil exec

Billionaire

These are the same picture

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Is it cannibalism if I don't consider them the same species as me?

bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 284d

Well they are parasites after all...

Signtist@bookwyr.me · 15 pts · 284d

They're not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they're doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it's sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 284d (1 reply)

It's a very moot point.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 284d

It's like a cow's opinion

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 284d

I agree with the cow.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 284d

Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?
edit -
(this is a real thing apparently.)

merc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 283d

The problem is that they're not doing anything illegal.

The bigger problem is that they have the power to keep anybody from passing new laws that would make what they're doing illegal.

LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 284d

Nothing I want to buy has any a worthwhile discount anyway

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 284d

Oil executives: " I will make it legal!"

harmbugler@piefed.social · 1 pts · 280d

Mood.