It's strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth. The only comparable bang for your buck act of cannibalism would be eating a billionaire
They're not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they're doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it's sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.
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IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 284d
At this point, I'd even be willing to forgo the punishment, if they'd just stop fucking doing it.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 284d
That's a worse punishment than what they'd otherwise get.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 284d
This is not a shitpost.
Seriously. Prosecute them for crimes against humanity.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 284d
Wise, but unfortunately delicious.
bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 284d
Cannibalism is on the table for them oil execs.
shittydwarf@piefed.social · 12 pts · 284d
It's strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth. The only comparable bang for your buck act of cannibalism would be eating a billionaire
DesolateMood@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 284d
These are the same picture
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 284d
Is it cannibalism if I don't consider them the same species as me?
bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 284d
Well they are parasites after all...
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 15 pts · 284d
They're not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they're doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it's sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 284d
It's a very moot point.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 284d
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 284d
I agree with the cow.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 284d
Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?
edit -
(this is a real thing apparently.)
merc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 283d
The problem is that they're not doing anything illegal.
The bigger problem is that they have the power to keep anybody from passing new laws that would make what they're doing illegal.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 284d
Nothing I want to buy has any a worthwhile discount anyway
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 284d
Oil executives: " I will make it legal!"
harmbugler@piefed.social · 1 pts · 280d
Mood.