A meme with the text “f you share this, a goth girl with 5'3, no piercing, no tattoo, and no attitude will visit you in the next 24 hours
"Can i get goth girl, no piercings?" No piercings?! "And hold the tattoos!" Hold the tattoos?! "And hold the attitude!" HOLD THE ATTITUDE?! Hey Jimmy,get me a goth with nuthin”
31 Comments
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 114 pts · 270d
That's practically a nun
Agent641@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 270d
Or nazgul
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 270d
nazgul definitely have attitude
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 17 pts · 270d
They won't shut up about me getting them a ring, ugh, and it's the first date. Way too interested in commitment. Pass.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 269d
Nun > Nazgul
In terms of attitude
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 270d
It's Morticia Addams, my gateway goth girl.
Edit: oops, she's like 1.8 meters tall.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 270d
That's average?
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 270d
The Dinka of South Sudan, likely the tallest people in the world, average just over 180 cm, so I wouldn't call a 180 cm woman average, no.
Morticia Addams from the Addams Family comics fits the requirements of the post's hypothetical goth girl save for being estimated as about 5'11/180 cm, much taller than the listed 5'3/160 cm. The comics and Carolyn Jones's portrayal (dating myself harder than C-14 here) are also where a very young SoleInvictus first realized they have a thing for pale women in elegant dark clothing with eccentric personalities, hence her being my gateway goth girl.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 9 pts · 270d
ha, gotta remember this one
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 270d
The 1998 one is the first one I saw growing up and I don't feel like I missed out
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 261d
Well ok the average dutch and danish girls for example are 1,70m so 1,80 is a bit above average, but it isn't anything noteworthy here in northern europe
Anyway I didn't get your previous comment because I didn't look up what 5'3 is xD
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 270d
They want a “tradwife” who wears black lipstick.
They’ll probably want her to listen to metal covers of Christian songs as well lmao.
exu@feditown.com · 22 pts · 270d
Satanic screaming probably improves most Christian songs
unknown@piefed.social · 4 pts · 269d
Satan is an xtian construct, so satan8c screaming is still xtian music.
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 269d
If you believe in Satan as an equal and opposite force to God you’re not Christian. You’re not even monotheistic.
unknown@piefed.social · 1 pts · 269d
Xtianity isn't monotheistic though as it has the trinity and a huge emphasis on jesus being worshipped as the son of god. What's another entity added to this?
And not to mention with one more guy in the mix, they'll actually have a quad and it'll be more symbolically ballanced, one guy for each arm of the tortue device they use as a holy religious symbol.
Hell, with one more dude and a quint, they can crucify jesus in the middle and have a dude for each end of the crucifix. Big g at the top, D man at the bottom, dead J in the middle, Holy S on the right and player 5 on the left.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d
For real lmao
rtxn@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 270d
(I can't believe "none pizza left beef" has a wikipedia page)
Sergio@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 270d
Funny thing is, most trad goths will tell ya that to be goth all you gotta do is listen to the music, you don't have to dress or act any certain way.
!gothindustrial@lemmy.world
Hegar@fedia.io · 37 pts · 270d
In my day most goths would spend the entire night telling you why every single other person in the club was not a real goth.
The funniest one i remember was that only Liebach is true goth music, if you listen to anything else you're a poser.
Sergio@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 270d
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 270d
Laibach, poseur.
Hegar@fedia.io · 15 pts · 270d
Beautiful.
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 270d
Liebach?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53 pts · 270d
Well, uh... She'll be pale and wear a lot of black?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 270d
No, wearing that much black takes attitude
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 270d
So a tradwife in black?
StaticFalconar@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 270d
They said hold the attitude.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 270d
Tradwives get to have whatever attitude their husband allows, apparently
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 8 pts · 270d
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 269d
Funny thing is, big tiddy goth girlfriends sometimes turn into big titty wives who make your wardrobe look dark and colorless in comparison! I should know I married one!
gmtom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 270d
Nuthiiinnn???