One for all you happily childless/childfree people

We respect your choice!

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15 Comments

mech@feddit.org · 45 pts · 260d (7 replies)

If you have kids, they will follow the goose and you can join them, pretending that you only want to keep an eye on them.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Yeah but as soon as that goose starts doing hard drugs you kinda need to leave.

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 260d

Its cool. Put the kids down and I'll text you the location so you can follow.

Might even save you some drugs.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 260d

If you have nieces and nephews, you can do the same but give the kids back afterwards

volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 260d (3 replies)

For real, having kids is like a free pass to do things and go places you would be too embarrassed to otherwise or simply not allowed to.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Sounds like a you problem, tbh. Do as you please. Tell the shame to go to hell

volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 260d

Well I mean I can't really hang out at a playground without a child, let alone climb stuff there. There's an age limit (at least where I live) and you cannot hang out there without a child 😅

Same for a very cool museum that has a whole floor dedicated to amazing stem experiments. But you can only go there if you accompany a kid age 3-8. They send teenagers who come on their own away, let alone grown ups.

I can't bike on the sidewalk. I much prefer biking on the sidewalk. I have to bike on the sidewalk when I have my kid with me.

Where I agree is wearing cutesy glitter stuff in my hair. I should have done that much before I had my child as an "excuse".

Wren@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 260d

I can open any door by putting on thick glasses, nitrile gloves and a fanny pack, like a dweeb batman without the muscles or money.

0ops@piefed.zip · 20 pts · 260d (4 replies)

She not wearing pants? She has a hat though. Hell yeah

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 260d (3 replies)

She already has a feather on it, and the way she's looking at that goose...

(Sorry didn't notice the community. Have a nice day, and if you don't want kids, that's perfectly normal and valid and don't let nobody tell you otherwise)

0ops@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Oh shit I didn't either. Let's bail!

LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 260d

Thanks Oops all the best ❤️

LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 260d

Haha thanks Byte see you on the rest of lemmy!

crazyminner@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 260d (1 reply)

You assume it's always a choice.

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d

You can always choose to steal one. It's not a good choice, but it's a choice.