Well I mean I can't really hang out at a playground without a child, let alone climb stuff there. There's an age limit (at least where I live) and you cannot hang out there without a child 😅
Same for a very cool museum that has a whole floor dedicated to amazing stem experiments. But you can only go there if you accompany a kid age 3-8. They send teenagers who come on their own away, let alone grown ups.
I can't bike on the sidewalk. I much prefer biking on the sidewalk. I have to bike on the sidewalk when I have my kid with me.
Where I agree is wearing cutesy glitter stuff in my hair. I should have done that much before I had my child as an "excuse".
She already has a feather on it, and the way she's looking at that goose...
(Sorry didn't notice the community. Have a nice day, and if you don't want kids, that's perfectly normal and valid and don't let nobody tell you otherwise)
15 Comments
mech@feddit.org · 45 pts · 260d
If you have kids, they will follow the goose and you can join them, pretending that you only want to keep an eye on them.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 260d
Yeah but as soon as that goose starts doing hard drugs you kinda need to leave.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 260d
Its cool. Put the kids down and I'll text you the location so you can follow.
Might even save you some drugs.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 260d
If you have nieces and nephews, you can do the same but give the kids back afterwards
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 260d
For real, having kids is like a free pass to do things and go places you would be too embarrassed to otherwise or simply not allowed to.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 260d
Sounds like a you problem, tbh. Do as you please. Tell the shame to go to hell
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 260d
Well I mean I can't really hang out at a playground without a child, let alone climb stuff there. There's an age limit (at least where I live) and you cannot hang out there without a child 😅
Same for a very cool museum that has a whole floor dedicated to amazing stem experiments. But you can only go there if you accompany a kid age 3-8. They send teenagers who come on their own away, let alone grown ups.
I can't bike on the sidewalk. I much prefer biking on the sidewalk. I have to bike on the sidewalk when I have my kid with me.
Where I agree is wearing cutesy glitter stuff in my hair. I should have done that much before I had my child as an "excuse".
Wren@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 260d
I can open any door by putting on thick glasses, nitrile gloves and a fanny pack, like a dweeb batman without the muscles or money.
0ops@piefed.zip · 20 pts · 260d
She not wearing pants? She has a hat though. Hell yeah
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 260d
She already has a feather on it, and the way she's looking at that goose...
(Sorry didn't notice the community. Have a nice day, and if you don't want kids, that's perfectly normal and valid and don't let nobody tell you otherwise)
0ops@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 260d
Oh shit I didn't either. Let's bail!
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 260d
Thanks Oops all the best ❤️
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 260d
Haha thanks Byte see you on the rest of lemmy!
crazyminner@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 260d
You assume it's always a choice.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d
You can always choose to steal one. It's not a good choice, but it's a choice.