"I was eating some pizza and I burnt the roof of my mouth. Then I thought, wait a minute, that's not the roof of my mouth. That's the ceiling of my mouth. The roof of my mouth is way up here. Whoever named this was not using the attic of their mouth at all." - Demetri Martin
10 Comments
harmbugler@piefed.social · 17 pts · 264d
"I was eating some pizza and I burnt the roof of my mouth. Then I thought, wait a minute, that's not the roof of my mouth. That's the ceiling of my mouth. The roof of my mouth is way up here. Whoever named this was not using the attic of their mouth at all." - Demetri Martin
hefty4871@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 264d
Forgot hot pizza fresh out of the oven
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 264d
No hot pockets or frozen pizzas?
cholesterol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 264d
I feel like people aren't getting this one...
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 264d
I feel like intentionally ignoring it is part of the joke
cholesterol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 264d
I feel like most people aren't being intentional
troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 264d
French bread. I hurt every time
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 264d
What do these chips do?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 264d
Carve you up, theyre thick and sharp and delicious
muxika@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 264d
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 264d
Freshly baked pizza OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT