Sorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭 NSFW

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18 Comments

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 252d (4 replies)

I misread that as "chicken", and was like "eh, there's worse things she could have said....not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that."

Then I read it again to make sure I read it right...oh.....oh nooooooo.

Now I'm just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.

I did, too. I preferred the chicken. I should have left it at that.

There’s a nonzero chance you know them too

Personally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken...

Solrac@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d

Have you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken

1000002521

KernelTale@programming.dev · 21 pts · 252d (3 replies)

Source, AI subtitles, made up, actually happened?

She can only speak in lies, so this image can’t be real.

db2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d

Made up, except the part where she's actively protecting pedophiles and likely got her job orally. AI has nothing to do with it.

Couldn't find it

Ew.

huquad@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 252d (2 replies)

Well it really depends on the context \s

the most charitable interpretation is that she values childcaring a lot.

Uhhhhh, no.

Sex with a woman who has just given birth? Still pretty weird, but less so than the alternative...

roserose56@lemmy.zip · -4 pts · 252d (1 reply)

USA shitpost once again! yeaa!! we dont have enough!! yea!!

Fix your shit and you won't be the butt of the joke anymore. Get on now, git.