c/shittyasklemmy · by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 261dWhat are your plans for the heat death of the universe? 29 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 261d
Space heater.
I'll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 261d
Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 261d
Chill until we cannot chill any further.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 7 pts · 261d
Cuddle for warmth
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 261d
piconaut@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 261d
I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 261d
I don't know, I can't plan ahead more than 5 minutes
usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 261d
When it happens I'll keep calm and tell a trusted adult
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 261d
Probably just go around again
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 261d
By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 261d
get high
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 261d
Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.
cv_octavio@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 261d
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 254d
Can I join?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 261d
Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Objection@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 261d
Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org · 3 pts · 261d
well I'm probably scheduled for work so....
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 254d
You don't have to do work when it's thousands of degrees, do you?
if so, that sucks
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d
I told ChatGPT to solve the problem, but it just said it didn't yet have enough info to solve the problem. It will probably figure it out eventually.
EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d
If I awaken in untold eons and chatgpt is cooking up a new universe for us, I'm fucking terminating my consciousness.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 261d
"How many R's are in the word strawberry?"
"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER."