c/shitposting · by Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml · 3yIs there a lore reason as to why this is extinct and I can't have it as a pet to ride it? 60 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml · 15 pts · 3y
I think they died out when their primary food source (50cm wide cowboy silhouettes) also went extinct.
weird_nugget@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
That would produce incredible amounts of shit
Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 3y
At least it’s biodegradable unlike car pollution
redtea@lemmygrad.ml · 11 pts · 3y
The world wasn't ready.
Oppo@lemmygrad.ml · 10 pts · 3y
It rejected capitalism and will only return once it has been abolished
AFLYINTOASTER@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
The government fears the self sufficient dinosaur shepherd
reddig33@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
I too would like the now extinct VW beetle as a ride.
ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml · 3 pts · 3y
I like how this implies that the average grown male human and Volkswagen are 50cm lmao
kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml · 2 pts · 3y
It was removed from the plot purely for shock value.
Who knows in socialist paradise 2059 maybe they will clone new Gigantus Capabarus out of fossil DNA or something 🤔
Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
They will also clone dinosaurs, Dodos and other extinct creatures along with it.
Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml · 2 pts · 3y
They’re not actually extinct; the US government found them all and is containing them in Area 51
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
They aren't made anymore, but there's no reason you couldn't find one, fix it up, and take it on rides. There's lots of resources for old air-cooled Volkswagens. Could probably also take your giant capybara for a rode too.
Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
That’s just a larger capybara with a tail.
SexbearLmao@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
No lore reasons, it was patched out for balance.