Watching? Some of us higher beings prefer lewd art instead. Come across something really spicy, set it as your wallpaper and pass it around like a collection plate for all to appreciate.
omg today at work an item came along that had cool packaging, blue and pink pastel gradient with a pretty logo. I turned the box over to see what it is and it says "water based for extended pleasure" or sthm like that and I look up and the customer is just staring at me like this 🧍
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hansolo@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 260d
MFer loves that Amtrak.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 23 pts · 260d
Thank you. Was wondering what bougie airline this was.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 260d
My brain doesn't like this image, what's thick Biden doing with Shane Gillis and Strange Deniro?
Madison420@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 260d
See the pin on the left lapel? That's a secret service agent the other fella probably is too as they almost always run in pairs.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 260d
Just like the Bananas in Pajamas! They're coming down the stairs! Bananas, in PAJAMAS!!! They're coming down in PAIRS!!!
Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d
Bro, I fuckin love that show. Me and homie at work do the walk and sing the song to annoy our foreman.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 260d
So you're trying to tell me Gillis and Deniro aren't secret service agents in an upcoming role with a healthier looking Biden knock off?
Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d
Can't say they aren't but that's actually Biden on commercial because Trump is petty.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 260d
assert dominance: look back at them, lick your lips, keep fapping/rubbing
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d
Just all for his WhatsApp, so you can forward the URL of what you're watching to him.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
Watching? Some of us higher beings prefer lewd art instead. Come across something really spicy, set it as your wallpaper and pass it around like a collection plate for all to appreciate.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 260d
omg today at work an item came along that had cool packaging, blue and pink pastel gradient with a pretty logo. I turned the box over to see what it is and it says "water based for extended pleasure" or sthm like that and I look up and the customer is just staring at me like this 🧍
😭😭😭
baconsunday@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 260d
I got a letter from him and his wife. Never felt more cool.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 260d
Judgey Joe
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
Should probably turn down the volume, big dog.