It wasn't a happy ending for Frey, who after being treated at a local hospital was taken to county jail on charges of public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.
Also the front-facing picture has ears covered by hair, while profile has a fully visible ear. Seems dubious the handcuffed subject tucks hair behind ear in the moments when asked to turn left.
Mr Fulffykins yawned. The endless eons stretched before his dainty paws; the process to become immortal had uplifted his intelligence. It was worse than just being an immortal cat.
He yawned again and cursed his existence; how old was he now? One or was it two billion. It didn't matter, really what was a billion years when compared to infinity.
The old instincts flared; something moved like a small mammal. The hunger burned; that million year hunger, no food, nothing to catch. Just dust and desolation.
25 Comments
PiraHxCx@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 252d
allo@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 252d
Well, did it work?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 252d
Hot lady with immortal cat?
Willing to do awesome crimes?
Anybody got her number?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d
She's kinda hot tho? 🤔
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 252d
You did see the Florida part, right?
M137@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 252d
I can fix her
MBech@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 252d
Nothing to fix here
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
Crazy are the best one night stands
Shaper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 252d
how real is this? I just finished watching Bugonia and it feels like the very same plot.
adhd_traco@piefed.social · 15 pts · 252d
Usually when you search for a headline you'll find the article, or links to the article. I couldn't even find this article.
However, a similar memed article went viral with the headline "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal", and that one also did not originate from an actual news article, but a badly labeled meme site. https://checkyourfact.com/2024/07/10/fact-check-florida-man-kidnapping-scientist-dog-immortal/
Rothe@piefed.social · 5 pts · 252d
Whenever you see a post on the internet with a mugshot and a random bizarre headline it is always false.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 252d
Not always
Man fights off 15 cops while 'masturbating in a bar after wild meth-fuelled weekend'
alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 252d
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
Well that's just a normal Tuesday for most people.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 252d
Lmao
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 252d
Glorious.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 252d
Dope movie
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 252d
This being Florida I bet she kidnapped a geologist
OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 252d
What the hell is going on with those eyebrows...?!
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 252d
🤨
OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 252d
Would not have expected that from a prison photo though, unless made by AI.
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 252d
Understandable, all I can say is that Florida is doing a lot here lol.
5wim@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 252d
Also the front-facing picture has ears covered by hair, while profile has a fully visible ear. Seems dubious the handcuffed subject tucks hair behind ear in the moments when asked to turn left.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 251d
Unless perhaps that's a requirement - perhaps an officer even does the hair tucking for her? But I know nothing of prison photos:-D.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 252d
Mr Fulffykins yawned. The endless eons stretched before his dainty paws; the process to become immortal had uplifted his intelligence. It was worse than just being an immortal cat.
He yawned again and cursed his existence; how old was he now? One or was it two billion. It didn't matter, really what was a billion years when compared to infinity.
The old instincts flared; something moved like a small mammal. The hunger burned; that million year hunger, no food, nothing to catch. Just dust and desolation.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d
Journalism is dead. Who writes an article about this without showing cat on thumbnail??
(Fake article but still)