Gotten as a gift for the daughter. Despite it having no risk of being swallowed i assumed its still banned in the usa haha
Small Kinder surprise egg - banana for scale
Gotten as a gift for the daughter. Despite it having no risk of being swallowed i assumed its still banned in the usa haha
19 Comments
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 253d
It’s banned because the adults would put it places that require a flared base.
naticus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
For this reason, we must ban lightbulbs.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 253d
But the yearly list is so entertaining. https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5
naticus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
Maybe we should just ban hands. If you manage to insert questionable things into your rectum without them, you deserve your reward/punishment of achieving the deed.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 253d
Do you have the rumblies that only hands can satisfy?
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 253d
Wait was the banana banned, or the chocolate egg?
glances at the US
The banana.
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 253d
Ana. Ban ana.
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 252d
pop
Cort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 253d
Yeah, nah the banana is too gun-shaped to be banned in the US.
Kinder surprise chocolate eggs however are banned, since they don't meet the qualifications for the corndog exemption for food safety laws.
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 252d
The pro life lobby won.
silver@das-eck.haus · 15 pts · 253d
What a tiny Banane
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d
Bananas are legal in the us
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
But what if a child swallows one?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
pretty easy to get a new child
espentan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
ICE can just grab one for ya.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 252d
These (the normal sized ones) haven't been banned here for at least 10 years. We likely have regional ones, though.
DacoTaco@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
Oh really, thats good to know tbh!
No longer considered choking hazard?
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 252d
Small?
webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 252d
I'd hate to have the hole that came out of