c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 241dIt didn't rise... 385 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
realitista@lemmus.org · 86 pts · 241d
Put a penis in it.
cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social · 12 pts · 241d
"A"? Rookie crumbers.
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 241d
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term "morrabrød" (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 241d
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 240d
Why is it growing a baguette??
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 240d
Its just happy to see you
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 240d
Soon to be inbread then.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 241d
That's what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
massacre@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 240d
I'm no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
Veedem@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 240d
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 240d
That's what happens when bakers Break Stuff
fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 240d
And stick it up you.... yeah
Veedem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 241d
The loaf is upside down, that's what's wrong!
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 240d
Try Viagra
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 240d
you didn't fluff it enough.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 240d
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 240d
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 241d
No slit? Bread penis it is.
DaveyRocket@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 241d
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social · 8 pts · 241d
Sex pain
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 240d
Why is that bread a clam?
chocrates@piefed.world · 7 pts · 240d
Honestly it looks like you did really well
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 240d
CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 240d
You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
WorldieBoi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d
looks like an eloafant to me
purple_mimosa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d
That's actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 240d
Try watching corn before action.
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 240d
Next time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d
They must have used dill dough
wabafee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d
Looks flaccid
ChrisMcMillan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
You have to use female flour
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 240d
Bernd Das Blobfish
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d
If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.
dumbass@piefed.social · 2 pts · 240d
You let it rise too long.