It didn't rise...

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36 Comments

realitista@lemmus.org · 86 pts · 241d (1 reply)

Put a penis in it.

cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social · 12 pts · 241d

"A"? Rookie crumbers.

mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 241d

Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term "morrabrød" (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 241d

Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 240d (2 replies)

Why is it growing a baguette??

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 240d (1 reply)

Its just happy to see you

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 240d

Soon to be inbread then.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 241d

That's what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.

massacre@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 240d

I'm no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.

Veedem@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 240d (4 replies)

That biscuit’s pretty limp.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 240d

That's what happens when bakers Break Stuff

fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d (2 replies)

Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.

Sc00ter@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 240d

And stick it up you.... yeah

Veedem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d

Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.

PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 241d

The loaf is upside down, that's what's wrong!

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 240d

Try Viagra

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 240d (1 reply)

you didn't fluff it enough.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 240d

This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 240d

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 241d

No slit? Bread penis it is.

DaveyRocket@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 241d

Try showing it a dirty magazine.

cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social · 8 pts · 241d

Sex pain

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 240d

Why is that bread a clam?

chocrates@piefed.world · 7 pts · 240d

Honestly it looks like you did really well

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 240d

George from Seinfeld saying I think it moved animation graphic

CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 240d

You forgot to put googly eyes on it!

WorldieBoi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d

looks like an eloafant to me

purple_mimosa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d

That's actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 240d

Try watching corn before action.

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 240d

Next time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d

They must have used dill dough

wabafee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d

Looks flaccid

ChrisMcMillan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d

You have to use female flour

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 240d

Bernd Das Blobfish

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d

If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.

dumbass@piefed.social · 2 pts · 240d

You let it rise too long.