I need help pinching off the SHITPO phonetic alphabet

Since we're re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn't mind dumping some more ideas?

Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr

edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.

edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting

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26 Comments

dontsayaword@piefed.social · 8 pts · 250d (1 reply)

You should keep one random normal "November" or something in there

phaedrus@piefed.world · 5 pts · 250d

Top-tier! I added Quebec

riskable@programming.dev · 6 pts · 250d (1 reply)

D should be Dookie.

phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 250d

drake shows you how to computer

Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 250d (4 replies)

X can stay as-is because X marks the spot.

TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 250d (3 replies)

And is incidentally the name of a website that is also full of shit.

Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 250d (1 reply)

Is it? I wouldn't know. 🤔

TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d

Lucky you

phaedrus@piefed.world · 4 pts · 249d

I could see it getting this point across if I did Xitter, and as a bonus it:

  • Doesn't fully acknowledge the site's new shitty name
  • Keeps alive its old name, which pisses off sir edgelord
  • Rhymes with shitter
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d

E - exit, but if not, Excretor

I - innards

J - junk

K - krud

N - nincompoop

Y - yarvinhole

Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 250d (3 replies)

G should be either Gloryhole or Gash

phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 250d (2 replies)

We need a committee vote on this one. I lean towards Gloryhole since I think Gash is more specifically used as slang for the vageen. OTOH, I did use Vaganus for V initially.

Triumph@fedia.io · 4 pts · 250d (1 reply)

Gastrointestinal

phaedrus@piefed.world · 1 pts · 249d

Oh, yea I think this one is a little more on-theme

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d (1 reply)

O-ring

phaedrus@piefed.world · 3 pts · 250d

Just make sure it doesn't dry out!

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 250d (3 replies)

Mangina

phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 250d (2 replies)

Tentatively added, but I'm on the fence. All genders have buttholes (or do they?)

I did do V somewhat specific, though. Maybe there's another one dangling out there for that, too.

Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 250d (1 reply)

Mudbutt

phaedrus@piefed.world · 1 pts · 249d

I dig it, literally

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 250d

Nards

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Kardashian

phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 249d

jack nicholson agreeing

fulcrummed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d

C - chimney, chute

E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance

I - incontinence, ileum, inbox

J - jettison hatch

K - kegel-er

N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo

X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve

Y - young republican, yawning abyss

Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d

Incontinence

Edit: or intestinal end

Triumph@fedia.io · 1 pts · 249d

Kaka