Since we're re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn't mind dumping some more ideas?
Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr
edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.
edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting
26 Comments
dontsayaword@piefed.social · 8 pts · 250d
You should keep one random normal "November" or something in there
phaedrus@piefed.world · 5 pts · 250d
Top-tier! I added Quebec
riskable@programming.dev · 6 pts · 250d
D should be Dookie.
phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 250d
Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 250d
X can stay as-is because X marks the spot.
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 250d
And is incidentally the name of a website that is also full of shit.
Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 250d
Is it? I wouldn't know. 🤔
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
Lucky you
phaedrus@piefed.world · 4 pts · 249d
I could see it getting this point across if I did Xitter, and as a bonus it:
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
E - exit, but if not, Excretor
I - innards
J - junk
K - krud
N - nincompoop
Y - yarvinhole
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 250d
G should be either Gloryhole or Gash
phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 250d
We need a committee vote on this one. I lean towards Gloryhole since I think Gash is more specifically used as slang for the vageen. OTOH, I did use Vaganus for V initially.
Triumph@fedia.io · 4 pts · 250d
Gastrointestinal
phaedrus@piefed.world · 1 pts · 249d
Oh, yea I think this one is a little more on-theme
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
O-ring
phaedrus@piefed.world · 3 pts · 250d
Just make sure it doesn't dry out!
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 250d
Mangina
phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 250d
Tentatively added, but I'm on the fence. All genders have buttholes (or do they?)
I did do V somewhat specific, though. Maybe there's another one dangling out there for that, too.
Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 250d
Mudbutt
phaedrus@piefed.world · 1 pts · 249d
I dig it, literally
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 250d
Nards
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 249d
Kardashian
phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 249d
fulcrummed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
C - chimney, chute
E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance
I - incontinence, ileum, inbox
J - jettison hatch
K - kegel-er
N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo
X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve
Y - young republican, yawning abyss
Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
Incontinence
Edit: or intestinal end
Triumph@fedia.io · 1 pts · 249d
Kaka