I'm really sorry, but I had to do it.

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tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 250d (9 replies)

I mean, the last time I left a shit, there were two kernels of corn in it. Just two.

I'm more concerned that you find it worthwhile to count the number of corn kernels that made it into your poop.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 250d (4 replies)

It’s hard not to count two visible objects.

Well, that's fair.

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 249d (2 replies)

So there could have been more invisible ones

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Forgive me, but I’m not gonna pull a James Sunderland and reach into the toilet to find out.

That was just more some kind of philosophical question
But the stupid kind

Starski@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 250d (1 reply)

Bro what, actually same here, are we encountering some kind of conspiracy?

would that conspiracy be way two corny?

Reminds me of those carnival games where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar

gnutrino@programming.dev · 13 pts · 250d (6 replies)

An corn?

Old version:

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 250d (3 replies)

More like an acorn

BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d (2 replies)

In the winter? In this economy?

localized entirely to this instance?

Google climate change

An ear of corn of course

I guess we are.

Country girls make do

"Time to wake up and go to work at the shit factory, Harry!"

And here I was thinking that was just a euphemism for reality.

Did someone mention acorns? 🐿️