c/onehundredninetysix · by kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 278d

Shrimp Rule

277 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

ThisNibbaCORNY@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 277d

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 278d (6 replies)

humongous if replicable

GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 277d (2 replies)

follow up work for any researchers: does shrimp understanding differ across WiFi versions? frequencies? other wireless protocols?

do they understand the concept of wired networking?

forget the AI bubble, invest now in the future of shrimp IT!

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Consider how much a large language model help desk takes to run

Consider how much an entire tank of shrimp costs to upkeep.

Obvious solution.

GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 277d

I long for the utopian future where I call customer support and a helpful, knowledgeable shrimp picks up the phone instead of some AI crap that doesn't understand what I'm asking.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 278d (2 replies)

Scientific demonstration

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 277d

@aeharding@vger.social

thanks for the preview feature.

sexybenfranklin@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 277d

Fuck!

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 277d

Do we trust marine biologists to be the ones explaining this, though?

Let's get some computer scientists and electrical engineers tutoring the shrimp and biologists first, then I'll take it seriously.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 6 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Are we sure the marine biologists properly understood the concept of wifi when they explained it to shrimps?

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 277d

Well to be fair they're marine biologists not IT professionals

SurfinBird@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 277d

Have you tried turning it off & on again?

KenOh@feddit.online · 4 pts · 277d

I'm sure they asked the North American River otter, but now they don't understand wifi or semiconductors.

Atlusb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d

I mean with all the undersea cables I assume they are familiar with fibre optics.

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 277d (2 replies)

how do you explain me then?

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Simple, you dont exist

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 277d

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 277d

It sure doesn't stop them from using it tho.