If the finger count doesn't fit, you must acquit

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20 Comments

Sarcasmo@piefed.social · 81 pts · 258d (3 replies)

Looking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 10 pts · 258d (2 replies)

Funny, this made me think of kidnapping & ransom demand.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 258d (1 reply)

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 258d

WITH nail polish

Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 258d (4 replies)
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 257d (3 replies)

Compulsion to do crime why??

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 257d (2 replies)

You dont know what its like. You don't have a clue. If you did you'd find yourself doing the same thing too.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 257d (1 reply)

Going out of my way to cause harm for others?

I don't think so.

Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 257d

To be fair not all crime causes harm to other people.

sundray@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 258d (3 replies)

I could use an extra finger or two for real though, no reason, don't ask.

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 258d (1 reply)

We all could use just one more finger to hold something down when building models. We get it

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 258d

It's called the third hand for a reason!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 257d

two in the pink and two in the stink.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 258d

This is brilliant! Gonna see if I can find one.

digital_man@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 258d (2 replies)

New Bond villain just dropped: “WhiteFinger”

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 258d (1 reply)

FingerFinger

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 2 pts · 258d

Kid named FingerFinger

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 258d

Get one for each digit!

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 256d

Ah HA!

seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 257d

Last Christmas, I gave you my finger

cv_octavio@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 257d
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sga@piefed.social · 1 pts · 257d
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