garth

u/garth@sh.itjust.works
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Google for fediverse instance block lists and pick one of the right-wing cesspits that brag about their "free speech" and "no censorship" policies. Let's see how much free speech they really tolerate.

Or try these Lemmy instances. They're already trash, so no worries about ruining anything:
maga.place
hilariouschaos.com

on He's a real one · c/Couplememes · 11 pts · 84d

This still strikes me as creepy and objectifying.

Compliment things that people have an active choice over, rather than their bodies. "That coat really suits you" or "Your hair looks great today" are a lot better than "You're beautiful."

And don't tell the person how to receive your comment. "Just wanted to make your day." Ugh.

PPB is "Pig Pooping on Balls." One of hexbear's favorite reaction photos is a pig with testicles so large they stick out back, and the pig literally has some of its own poop resting on its gargantuan balls.

So I guess they have a list of users they see as helpless, ignorant pigs. Delightful bunch, those hexbears.

1 part sugar
6 parts water
Mix thoroughly until sugar is dissolved.
Add 2 parts lime juice and 1 part tequila.
Serve in a chilled glass while sitting outside in the shade on a hot day, preferably with friends.

Small doses cause relaxation and good vibes.
Large doses may lead to kissy time with aforementioned friends.
Excessive doses may cause acute pain and regret.

on Little Secret 🤫 · c/Memes · 4 pts · 108d

Sure, you could pay with a check, but where's the fun in that? I have absolutely paid contractors with thousands of dollars in cash stuffed into an envelope. If you ask the teller at your bank nicely, they will even band the bills into tidy stacks so you can feel like you're in a mobster movie.