on Concerned that people still don’t realise he’s a pervert, man buys Meta smart glasses · c/theonion · 2 pts · 2d
on Digital tags have to go. · c/mildlyinfuriating · 1 pts · 5dIt jumps up to 12 when you reach for it
on What it something a parent did that damaged your relationship with them forever with no recovery. · c/asklemmy · 21 pts · 6dMy mom poured bleach into the enclosures of my brother's pet tarantulas when she was kicking him out over laundry or something. He's a better person than i cause he still cares about her
on Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet · c/theonion · 23 pts · 6d Schwartz called ghost-writing the book his "greatest regret in life, without question," and both he and the book's publisher, Howard Kaminsky, have said that Trump had played no role in its writing. Hilarious
on ▶︎•၊၊||၊|။|||||။၊|။• Yo, keeping the flow · c/best_of_lemmy · 9 pts · 9dI clicked on the play button I'm so stupid
on This HAS to be satire · c/microblogmemes · 77 pts · 10dAt 800k impressions, assuming 10 seconds per view, this guy wasted about 90 days with his dogshit take
on Is this peak? · c/memes · 16 pts · 13dAnd there's another achievement, Pit Boss, that you get for doing so
on Feminine hygiene · c/microblogmemes · 6 pts · 14dI kind of needed it cause i never hear "regular" as a size, only "medium", so i was hung up on the R
on Subtitles · c/lemmyshitpost · 9 pts · 17dWhen a character speaks a different language but doesn't get subtitles (Joel Haver)
on Life of the party · c/memes · 15 pts · 20dI read it as "joke about ([my mental health] and [suicide])", not "joke about my ([mental health] and [suicide])"
on Texas businessman 'totally betrayed' by Trump as ICE detains his Venezuelan wife · c/leopardsatemyface · 2 pts · 23dSlugs for Salt!
Do you live in Remote, Oregon?
It jumps up to 12 when you reach for it
My mom poured bleach into the enclosures of my brother's pet tarantulas when she was kicking him out over laundry or something.
He's a better person than i cause he still cares about her
Hilarious
I clicked on the play button I'm so stupid
Space station 14
OPEN THE BIFRÖST
At 800k impressions, assuming 10 seconds per view, this guy wasted about 90 days with his dogshit take
And there's another achievement, Pit Boss, that you get for doing so
Pretty sure i fought that thing in half life
Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you
I kind of needed it cause i never hear "regular" as a size, only "medium", so i was hung up on the R
The millions of years helps too
When a character speaks a different language but doesn't get subtitles (Joel Haver)
God forbid a cat has hobbies
In a rug, no less!
I read it as "joke about ([my mental health] and [suicide])", not "joke about my ([mental health] and [suicide])"
Slugs for Salt!