But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says "yeah that guy? He's a door. He's a good door, pretty chill." And that's it your the chill door dude.
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wake@quokk.au · 71 pts · 10d
Hold door
Hodor.
Ant door.
Andor?
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 10d
Star Wars and Game of Thrones take place in the same universe.
FUCKING KNEW IT!
pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 66 pts · 10d
Or, what about the satisfaction of knowing your purpose?
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 10d
First thing I thought man, jesus that would be a relief.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 39 pts · 10d
Probably gets hella positive brain chemicals when he doors up too. Imagine just fulfilling your purpose and feeling ecstatic that you're dooring
perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 10d
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 10d
But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says "yeah that guy? He's a door. He's a good door, pretty chill." And that's it your the chill door dude.
Unless I somehow manage to fuckup being a door...
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 10d
I mean at least with an ant colony, if you fuck up being a door they'll just kill you instead of letting you live with the embarrassment.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 10d
Thank merciful queen for that
BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 4 pts · 10d
Given what the other ants are doing outside the nest, I'd rather just chill and be a door.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 10d
I'd rather be a door bug than work at Amazon, could be worse
recentSlinky@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 10d
That's a great door to aspire to 🫡
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 10d
That's a turtle ant soldier, by the way: https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/488130
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 10d
Wal-Mart greeters be like:
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 10d
"Welcome to Ant Hole, I love you"
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 10d
That's Costco but I'll allow it.
Maiq@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 10d
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 10d
OPEN THE BIFRÖST
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 9d
Ant Door Ant Door wearing a sombredoor