One bottle please!

I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?

You start with three guys who's friendship you don't really value.

Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.

That's the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.

rare and/or endangered animal's bones typically.

I'll never tell!

Yes

I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that's supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot

Ah yes, autocowrecks and engrish back on the ol' cheezburger site. Those were simpler times.

I've not finished the bottle yet.

Or is it made from magical penii?

Let's just say you don't want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.

No the font 'aileron bold' is a bit wacky but I like it.

How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.