Semiconductors work by having electrical conductivity that can be controlled and modified, allowing them to act as either conductors or insulators depending on conditions. This is achieved through a process called doping, where impurities are added to the semiconductor material, creating regions that can conduct electricity more easily.
Listen bub, us North American River otters can be engineers, too. It's just that societal structures that hold many of my fellow species back. I don't appreciate the generalizations.
I mean, you know why you need all these security to go into a Fab?
To hide the fact that all of our chips are secretly built by otters.
Indeed, human have lost the expertise to build computer chips in 1860 (Ask any one from 1860 how to build a computer chip! They will not tell you A THING! And NOT a coincident!)
The deep state and Joe Biden have secretly transfered all the chip building knowledge into otters that worship them as gods.
This is why Biden passed the CHIP act, and why the deep state built a shell company TSMC all the way across the world to hide the fact from the 'MURICA PEOPLE.
BTW, they also invented the oil company Shell, so that they can have shell companies.
This is a bit of a misnomer. While North American River otters have zero knowledge on field-effect devices, they have a good grasp of junction devices such as transistors. It would not be surprising to anyone that knows otters that they can be bi-polar.
Am i sad because I'm empathizing with a North American River Otter who looks sad or am i sad because the North American River Otter is probably unaware of how semiconductors work? Either easy North American River Otter deserves better.
Otters don't build dams. That's beavers. Otters will happily squat in an abandoned beaver dam though. At least until it falls apart from lack of repair.
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otter@lemmy.zip · 56 pts · 247d
I would beg to differ:
Semiconductors work by having electrical conductivity that can be controlled and modified, allowing them to act as either conductors or insulators depending on conditions. This is achieved through a process called doping, where impurities are added to the semiconductor material, creating regions that can conduct electricity more easily.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 247d
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 247d
Here's the thing. You said a "North American river otter understands semiconductors."
Is it in the same subfamily as the other otters? Yes. No one's arguing that.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 247d
Now there's a deep cut.
otter@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 247d
Listen bub, us North American River otters can be engineers, too. It's just that societal structures that hold many of my fellow species back. I don't appreciate the generalizations.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 247d
River Otters are just Beavers with sports scholarships.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 247d
They aren't bumpkins, they're just far more likely to major in pure math or biology.
Triumph@fedia.io · 27 pts · 247d
TIL I am probably a North American river otter.
Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 247d
Hell yeah, brotter!
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 247d
theyre just like me
korendian@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 247d
kubica@fedia.io · 16 pts · 247d
But has anyone tried to teach them?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 247d
Have you?
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 247d
I tried but for some reason they keep cavorting in the sun and water all day.
Maybe they are trying to teach me a lesson.
randEntropy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 247d
The American education system is in shambles.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 3 pts · 246d
I honestly believe
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 247d
Shortly after this picture was taken, the subject was quoted as saying
buzz86us@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 246d
and most humans are unaware of how to fish, and catch oysters with their bare hands.
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 246d
“Catch” oysters? Because they’re so quick and spry?
coherent_domain@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 247d
I mean, you know why you need all these security to go into a Fab? To hide the fact that all of our chips are secretly built by otters. Indeed, human have lost the expertise to build computer chips in 1860 (Ask any one from 1860 how to build a computer chip! They will not tell you A THING! And NOT a coincident!) The deep state and Joe Biden have secretly transfered all the chip building knowledge into otters that worship them as gods.
This is why Biden passed the CHIP act, and why the deep state built a shell company TSMC all the way across the world to hide the fact from the 'MURICA PEOPLE.
BTW, they also invented the oil company Shell, so that they can have shell companies.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 247d
I'll not stand for this pro-seal propaganda my chair is really comfy
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 247d
This is a bit of a misnomer. While North American River otters have zero knowledge on field-effect devices, they have a good grasp of junction devices such as transistors. It would not be surprising to anyone that knows otters that they can be bi-polar.
CuteLuciii@feddit.org · 6 pts · 246d
So am i. Does that make me a north American river Otter?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 246d
Yeah.
untorquer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 247d
Am i sad because I'm empathizing with a North American River Otter who looks sad or am i sad because the North American River Otter is probably unaware of how semiconductors work? Either easy North American River Otter deserves better.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 6 pts · 247d
Well, they’re not exactly Britney Spears, are they?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 247d
The look of cluelessness on his little furry otter face really sends it home for me.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 247d
TIL I quite likely have something in common with a river otter.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 247d
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 246d
I belive he knows about Steamyconductors
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 247d
How much trouble would the human race be in if they figured it out?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 247d
Not much. I don't think they have much access to gallium
Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 247d
Depends on the otter gallium does exist in sea deposits and just generally dissolved in ocean water.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 247d
@Grok is this true?
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 247d
You are on lemmy silly.....
@Gork@sopuli.xyz is this true?
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 247d
No, they are secretly hoarding all the 2 nm process node to make DIMM DRAM Dams.
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 247d
Damn
KernelTale@programming.dev · 4 pts · 247d
Probably
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 247d
That's why the world is falling apart. Otters would rather build dams instead of attending college and it shows
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 247d
Otters don't build dams. That's beavers. Otters will happily squat in an abandoned beaver dam though. At least until it falls apart from lack of repair.
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 247d
Haha dumbass
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 247d
They're also unaware of how frigging cute they are. :3
FreeBeard@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 247d
They will be overly excited when they find out. The termination loss afterwards will be very sad.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 246d
I Am Otter
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 246d
Source??