Yes, the body of the fungus grows through and digests the wood slowly, this is literally rot with the bonus of food production… though you probably wouldn't wanna eat these depending on what they’re growing on, as they can suck up toxins which you then eat.
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expatriado@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 249d
nothing like having the freshest ingredients to elevate your cooking
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 77 pts · 249d
Honey can you grab me a mushroom?
From bathroom floor?
No, from the couch.
There's not many.
Then grab the ones from the rafters.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 249d
The bathroom mushrooms are for fish
The rafter mushrooms are for beef
The closet mushrooms are for salads
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 249d
Standing over the sink, late at night, eating some closet mushrooms.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 92 pts · 249d
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 249d
Must be a construction worker .... those look like some serious callouses
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 249d
I want to scratch it off. Oh god, please let me scratch it off.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 70 pts · 249d
Moisture problem ❌
Ideal farming conditions✔️
X@piefed.world · 39 pts · 249d
Infinite food glitch just realized
inbeesee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d
✨ agriculture ✨
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 249d
Well, there's an idea.
rbos@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 249d
Does this significantly damage the wood?
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 249d
Yes, the body of the fungus grows through and digests the wood slowly, this is literally rot with the bonus of food production… though you probably wouldn't wanna eat these depending on what they’re growing on, as they can suck up toxins which you then eat.
rbos@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 249d
Yeah, I'd imagine treated wood wouldn't be great.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 249d
In the wild I find them growing on maples and alders. Douglas fir construction lumber and plywood fruit should be avoided.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 249d
Preserve your internal organs!
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 24 pts · 249d
I forgot you guy have wooden houses and wondered how that happened...
Krudler@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 249d
This is 9-dimensionally triggering for me.
Excellent post.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 249d
Does looking at this make anyone else start wheezing?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 249d
I don't see a problem. All I see is a week's supply of mushrooms.
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 249d
Treat them with respect and kindness and they won’t be aggressive.
X@piefed.world · 19 pts · 249d
what if I want them to be aggressive? be disrespectful and cruel?
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 249d
Talk with them, set the rules, consent is the key.
Mika@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 249d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
You might just need a different type of mushroom.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
🤩