how to get that snussy

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Zorcron@piefed.zip · 50 pts · 260d (3 replies)

I simply don’t pick them up. They seems to like it on the ground.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · -5 pts · 259d (2 replies)

I fuck then until they literally disintegrate and then use the snail paste as lube. It's the humane thing to do.its also a never ending cycle. Which is good. For me. Not the snails so much.

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 259d (1 reply)

What?!

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 259d

You heard me, bitch.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 260d

LOL, no. Snails can be picked up vertically, just don't snatch them up. Gentle tug, they let go.

SOURCE: Raised and sold Mystery Snails to aquarium nerds.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 260d

but like, what if they don't let go? how do I get all these snails off my penis?

FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 259d

And to think I nearly didn't read the title.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 260d (2 replies)

oh, I feel bad now 😭

what do you mean by "gently slide them"? like put paper under them or something?

UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 2 pts · 260d (1 reply)

yeah i think that's what they meant

found the original

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 259d (1 reply)

This post is how i find out my client doesnt support avif

UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 6 pts · 259d

my bad

Neekaneeka@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 260d

Huge! (If true)