c/shittyasklemmy · by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 283dwithout looking it up; what does the spleen do? 7 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 283d
Spleen stuff, you wouldn't understand
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 283d
It's the Kidney's best friend, basically just there as moral support.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d
It leans on your stomach. Stomach lean, or spleen for short. The doctor who discovered it was English as a second language. Hence the spelling error.
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 283d
something with blood cells?
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 283d
jack shit
at least in adults
it helps regulate certain enzymes during growth in children
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d
Wouldn't know, mine was removed after a bad thai meal.
Nolvamia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d
Bursts.
Presumably energy bursts. Anyone got a spare spleen?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d
It releases enzymes
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 1 pts · 282d
it SPLEENS
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 283d
It reticulates
Vedlt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 283d
You're thinking of splines, friend.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 282d
Pretty sure mine reticulated before. Could taste sounds for a week.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 283d
It makes the part of the fart that smells
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d
It stores blood for you to cough up when a superhero punches you.