c/lemmyshitpost · by WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 266dTime to butter my corn. 228 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 266d
You all are weird.
I appreciate you so much.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 265d
I had to Google it, but there are corn dildos. I imagine they are pleasurable.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 265d
Ribbed for both thier pleasure.
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 265d
They plump when you cook 'em.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 265d
peaches n' cream.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d
I have one. Never used it, but it was on sale at a sex shop and I found it hilarious. Now it's just a source for Midwestern jokes.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d
boku no cornburator!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 264d
Mike told us what to do in 2020.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 4 pts · 265d
You gotta go through the corncouch to be a star
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 265d
Wait people boil corn like that?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d
sometimes we use the bathtub, but granny usually complains it feels weird against her knees.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 265d
Giggity.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d
We should really stop with the CornHub memes the whole thing is a scam to rise the price of the cornhub.com domain, it is currently sitting at $450,000.00
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d
ZetaLightning94@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d
Its child corn...
massacre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d
Sigh... Peels back the leaves... Start's shuckin'