He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.
The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them
The mug isn't upside down. It just has a concave bottom, which is a feature of many mugs so that when you unload them from the dishwasher, they dribble enough water on your socks to put you in a bad mood.
31 Comments
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 148 pts · 248d
spoiler alert: it is going to be Venezuela
determinist@kbin.earth · 20 pts · 248d
you beat me to it. extra bad time to be them
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 248d
He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.
Thatoneguy@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 248d
"where he resigns" Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.......I want to die
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 247d
I want him to resign by dying
imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 248d
I'm still hoping that he's going to announce 3I/Atlas is really aliens
Busyvar@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 248d
Spoiler alert: next Venezuelian puppet leader will have nobel prize.
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 248d
I hope it's Obama
ceenote@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 248d
Luckily, in our late-stage capitalist dystopia, you can even gamble on what country it'll be!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 248d
But fir real, you can gamble on this
https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-invade-venezuela-in-2025
dxc@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 248d
Shit that hits hard. My bad day is even worse now
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 248d
I’m sorry to have contributed.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 248d
I meant, it's not exactly a mystery that it's Venezuela.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 21 pts · 248d
I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 248d
The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 248d
I hate how little this looks like satire any more.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 248d
War. War never changes.
SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 248d
Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 5 pts · 248d
a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat
elgordino@fedia.io · 8 pts · 248d
Tune in tonight
mrmorganiser@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 248d
Venezuela!?
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d
Would be totally awesome if he died by then.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · -33 pts · 248d
FAFO.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 28 pts · 248d
fuck gross AI slop 👉
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 248d
Why is there a floating mug?
ahornsirup@feddit.org · 9 pts · 248d
AI
Thorry@feddit.org · 8 pts · 248d
Lol the unique characteristics of Canada:
We all know these things
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 248d
The mug isn't upside down. It just has a concave bottom, which is a feature of many mugs so that when you unload them from the dishwasher, they dribble enough water on your socks to put you in a bad mood.
phanto@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 248d
Canadian here: Our wooden mugs DO float, but only on our mighty rivers.
nostrauxendar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 248d
oh god I think I'm gonna puke
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · -2 pts · 248d
Good. That’s the first step in accepting inevitable defeat.