c/dadjokes · by zerosignal@lemmy.world · 2ywhat do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef 101 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
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TheLameSauce@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
::: spoiler 🐄 Lean beef. :::
pikmeir@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
One time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out "Your mom!" Can't complain because I guess I set myself up for that.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
So it's supposed to be a three-part joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom.
Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak
cynar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Nature finds away.
uniqueid198x@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
What do you call a man named Charles who has no legs?
ground chuck