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hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 54 pts · 253d
For anyone who wants it:
it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆
bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d
I have a free kiss for you
dumbass@piefed.social · 34 pts · 253d
Sometimes I wish I never learnt how to read.
MotoAsh@piefed.social · 13 pts · 253d
Don't worry, neither did OP.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 253d
Civilization started with glyphs and ended with emojis...
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 253d
This felt horrible to read. Just overall insane. A perfect example of how internet will always have something disturbing to read or listen to.
But it did call me a good girl so it gets a pass :3
Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 253d
Woof c:
Hudomi@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 253d
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d
this post gave me cancer
Red_October@piefed.world · 5 pts · 253d
What an awful time to have eyes.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 253d
Now these are the sins Christ died for
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 253d