c/antiquememesroadshow · by seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org · 2yBesides watermelon 883 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
cmbabul@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y
All four melons lived in harmony, then everything changed when the fire melon attacked
Raze157@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
And the Avatar must master all four elemelons.
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
But he still has a lot to learn...
Kerrigor@kbin.social · 39 pts · 2y
Firemelon is just peppers
Earthmelon is an onion
Windmelon is beans
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
When I learnt the alphabet song as a kid I always used to think it went H I J K elemelon P
sik0fewl@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
I thought it was EMINEMO (yes, all caps).
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
this was worth the doom scrolling
TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
MUL-TI-PASS!
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y
Hydrogenmelon, Heliummelon, Lithiummelon, Berylliummelon, Boronmelon, Carbonmelon, Nitrogenmelon, Oxygenmelon, Fluorinemelon, Neonmelon....
mack7400@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Dihydrogenmonoxidemelon
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
HHeLiBeBCNOFNeMelon
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
https://youtu.be/AcS3NOQnsQM
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
I feel like earthmellon would just be a coconut. I'm excited for windmelon and firemellon, though.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Rockmelon is another name for cantaloupe
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
That's true, I guess because of the peel. By that logic watermelons would have to be blue, though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Dragonfruit? Or are we going capsaicin
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
I was thinking that it's about composition (watermelon is mostly water), so probably more capsaicin. Hot like a pepper but big and round. And maybe some orangish bioluminescence too, since it's a made-up fruit and I'm allowed some creative licence.
Windmelon would then be very light and spongy.
pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
I see no fundamental reason why not. The barriers are mostly cultural and in understanding details of biology when it comes to GMOs.
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Whatever you're smoking, I want it!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
"Mm... Sure can't wait to try this windmelon!"
Punctures it with knife to cut it and it just explodes because it's full of compressed air
PlumberOfDeath@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"Elemelons". Now that is a new favorite high word, next to banana. Banananananananananana.....
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Add in Heartmelon and you have Captain Planet.
daed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Melons kinda look like planets... 🤔