c/programmer_humor · by lena@gregtech.eu · 243dsystemctl 377 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
Saapas@piefed.zip · 73 pts · 243d
Btrfs -> Better FS ❌
Btrfs -> Butterface ✅
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 243d
Bcachefs -> B Cache FS ❌
Bcachefs -> BCA Chefs ✅
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 14 pts · 243d
BTR is strongly associated with APC (armoured personnel carrier) in my native languages.
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 243d
"BTR" by Kaskad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGL_u9j7pjY
Absolute banger song IMO
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 10 pts · 243d
I seem to remember Butter FS is an officially recognized way of saying it
andioop@programming.dev · 58 pts · 243d
SQL -> Structured Query Language ❌
SQL -> SQuirreL ✅
djmikeale@feddit.dk · 37 pts · 243d
ls -> LiSt ❌
ls -> Let's See what's hiding inside of this folder ✅
io@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 242d
cat -> concatenate ❌
cat -> cat 😼
djmikeale@feddit.dk · 11 pts · 242d
man -> manual ❌
man -> man 👨
MuckyWaffles@leminal.space · 1 pts · 230d
"man unzip" 👁👄👁
lena@gregtech.eu · 25 pts · 243d
I personally prefer "squeal"
4am@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 243d
I always used “sequel” but I guess that’s very traditional businesspeople speak
despoticruin@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 243d
I always used "Ss-Quill" in class, professionally I usually refer to the database as a series of pained grunts and whimpers
maniclucky@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 243d
I'm also in camp sequel, though I could be persuaded to camp squirrel.
rooroo@feddit.org · 5 pts · 243d
If only squirrel weren’t a popular sql gui tool already.
andioop@programming.dev · 2 pts · 242d
In real life I either say "Ess-cue-ehl" (spelling it out), or I say "sqwool," "sq" as in squirrel and "wool" like sheep wool
kubica@fedia.io · 17 pts · 243d
WSL -> Windows Subsystem for Linux❌
WSL -> WeaSeL ✅
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 243d
"It's 'Weselton'!"
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 243d
It's okay, I know SQL!
thadah@piefed.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 243d
Fstab -> File Systems Table ❌
Fstab -> F 🔪 ✅
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 22 pts · 243d
CTL - cuddle? More like cattle, castle, chronic tumor lymphocytes.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 243d
cuttlefish.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 243d
sudo ln -s $(which systemctl) /usr/local/bin/systemcdlripcord@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 243d
See Tee Ell
rooroo@feddit.org · 4 pts · 243d
Why not both? The system might need aftercare too.