Cursed_IRL

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19 Comments

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 246d

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 246d (4 replies)

A condom could have prevented this post.

agedcorn@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 246d

Heh, in more ways than one

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d (2 replies)

you mean for them or their parents?

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Yes

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d

wouldn't a condom make it easier to retrieve the bussy pearl?

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 246d (6 replies)

There was a point where you could’ve not shared this information. I could be presently living in a world where I had not read this

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 246d

Where's the fun in that though

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 246d (4 replies)

people were always like this.

the assumption that we are degenerating is literally fascist propaganda.

look into Pompeii graffiti, usually this type of discourse doesn't make it into the "proper" literature and is not preserved. but it was always there.

Shakespeare is full of innuendo, Mozart has a song titled "lick me in the ass", or monk drawings full of dicks, even in the bible someone fucks a dude with a donkey dick.

those are examples i came up on top of my head, we were always like this.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d (3 replies)

On one hand, agreed. On the other, this is non sequitur as fuck

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 246d (2 replies)

I might be stupid this morning, what exactly is the non sequitur?

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d (1 reply)

They said they'd prefer to live in a world where this didn't get posted (no mention of the past). You then bring up the idea that people in the past were less perverted wasn't a thing. But they didn't talk about some mythological past, they were talking about the point in history when OP decided to post this. If OP hadn't posted this, we wouldn't've have to read it.

So you bringing up the mythologized past is the non sequitur.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 246d

i see now. though there was a non sequitur in my statement. not that my statement itself is a non sequitur.

just wanted to say that those things are natural, and while not wanting them sounds innocuous, it ends up bundled up with fascism.

Nanook@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 246d

There will always be haters

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d (2 replies)

technically, they for l could put it in a peal clam and turn it into a real pearl...

not a bad service, turn a small personal object into a pearl. like a grain of sand from the beach of your first date, a bit of brick from your first house... I ran out of ideas, it'll be 2000$ per pearl

notabot@piefed.social · 4 pts · 246d (1 reply)

I know nothing about breeding and raising such oysters, but that actually sounds like the sort of thing that could work as a niche business.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d

it's also so easily scammed. just give them whatever low quality pearl you got laying around. how they are going to test it?

lol_idk@piefed.social · 3 pts · 246d

Wouldn't it be their bussy?

gray@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 217d

Can a doctor confirm this??