Little snacc

Yea, but it's not bio-available so it's like eating nothing at all.

Why, I'd have calories for a lifetime! I would never need eat again.

This number goes for any substance

There are 20 billion calories in a gram of diet coke too

This is the solution to E=mc^2

If we are talking dietary calories uranium is close to 0

Yo’ mama so fat she thinks uranium is just a light snack.

TNT has an energy density of 1kcal/g. This means that a stick of dynamite contains less energy than a stick of butter.

That's why I prefer drinking crude oil

Dirty bulk