You have ceo potential (derogative)

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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 250d (2 replies)

Lets be real:

Some people value "success" and status over ethics.

Like my mom doesn't even care if I become a souless CEO that fund wars, as long as its "legal", there wouldn't be any stigma.

Like some people just like the idea of a "winner"

You are a pro-democracy activist that got arrested? Loser, disgrace to the family.

You lead a successful rebellion? OMG that's my son! 我感到好驕傲阿! (I'm so proud of you!)

Yea anyways, now I'll renegate on my promises and send secret police to crush dissidents, mom would approve and be like "they deserved it, they are threatening my son's right to rule".

Hypothetically speaking of course, I'll never do dictator stuff, not like I even got a chance to do it.

thanatotus@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 249d

📢 "Hypothetically speaking" 📢

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d

That’s what all pre-dictator era babies say

Asafum@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 249d (2 replies)

My mom used to say I should be a lawyer because of my ability to argue a point. I know she didn't mean anything bad by it, but I always took it as an insult lol

xpey@piefed.social · 7 pts · 249d

Ugh, same.

bulletproof_kell@piefed.social · 3 pts · 201d

bro my family's always told me pretty much the same but with being a politician😭 like damn okay why do you hate me guys

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 250d

Thanks, Einstein.

Sarcasmo@piefed.social · 10 pts · 250d

Thanks a big bunch. (sarcastic)

Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 249d (2 replies)

How dare you. I'll have you know I work more than 5 hours a week and make very little, thank you very much.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 249d (1 reply)

You still have the potential to be an out-of-touch billionare who doesn't have to lift a finger to keep making more. Just need that first billion dollars and you'll see.

Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 249d

Jokes aside, I already have so many society-building projects in mind I'd run if I had money. Stuff the government should be doing.